This list (near the bottom) is an excerpt from my first book (Take It From Me). I'm typing this because I'm hearing & seeing comments from people (women specifically) that ALL men have evil plans for women, as well as men always hope for something more in a woman - meaning, men don't want to be JUST friends (according to Steve Harvey's new book). I try to be a good friend (without wanting anything in return), but I always take a bullet for something I didn't do (and then I hear, "you haven't met the right one" or "you'll make a great husband" - in other words, it's my fault). In return, the same ones who issue the bullet still fall for the men who actually have evil plans for women. Don't worry, I'll type more on that in my up & coming book. With that said, here's part of my forigve me list.
Forgive me for not having gold and/or brass teeth
Forgive me for not calling sisters B's & W's
Forgive me for not being a great singer like R. Kelly
Forgive me for not being good looking like 50 Cent
Forgive me for not wanting to have sex before marriage
Forgive me for not being a father of numerous children
Forgive me for not pimping you like a hot commodity
And with that said, what do I have to offer you (and I've yet to find a woman who can answer this question)?
Forgive me for not having gold and/or brass teeth
Forgive me for not calling sisters B's & W's
Forgive me for not being a great singer like R. Kelly
Forgive me for not being good looking like 50 Cent
Forgive me for not wanting to have sex before marriage
Forgive me for not being a father of numerous children
Forgive me for not pimping you like a hot commodity
And with that said, what do I have to offer you (and I've yet to find a woman who can answer this question)?